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Definitions by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck

Angry Duck 

when you have a rather severe case of the fiarrhea, and directly upon expulsion of said 'rhea, you get the abrupt realization of no fucking tp on the roll!! not even an empty roll to scrape it off with! so then, you do the angry duck waddle over to the sink to dampen a paper towel.
OMG! i just did the angry duck at work. my day is fucked.

Taco it up

The act of lounging about with a blanket wrapped around your body in the fashion of a taco. (can be used with one or more persons)
dude, yesterday was so awesome. all i did was taco it up and play elevator action all day long.

Aunt Marrhea 

The eviler sister of 'Aunt Flow'. She who brings diarrhea with your lady cycle.
Dude, not only did Aunt Flow stop by this morning, but she brought her sister, Aunt MaRrhea!

Bustin My Vag 

Of or relating to the female version of the common phrase 'bustin my balls'.
Dude, Don was totally bustin my vag all night about not giving him a BJ! He fucking wanted one BAD!