Manager of Denny's's definitions

Dinner Monster

The Dinner Monster is an ancient mythological creature that sneaks around Denny's restaurant at night. He has NEVER been seen in real life but many people have different interpretations of it.

Rory:The Dinner Monster is coming! Were all fucked!
Wes:OH SHIT! Run before he eats all your dinner!
Rory:He's too fast were done for!
King from the Zelda Cartoon:I wonder whats for dinner....MONSTER?????

by Manager of Denny's March 1, 2009