Definitions by Man of 3 bushes

Alarm Arms

Code word for a guy who has really strong smelling armpits.

Alarm Arms just pulled up. Let's hope he came to buy some deoderant.

When a guy has an orgasm so intense it makes him flare his toes wide.

Wow! that was best nut I've had in a long time. It was a real Toe Spreader! I was soaked.