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A mysctical creature that originated on the planet Mercury. Some say it started the human race. The Dinkus consists of 1/4 women, 1/4 cow, 1/4 bird, 1/4 dragon, but in the end 4/4 manliness.

WARNING: The Dinkus cannot be tamed and although they are generally peaceful creatures some have been known to attack people who provoke it.
Mike: That Dinkus is a strong creature!
Dustin: Yeah you idiot havent you ever heard the phrase "Dance with the Dinkus and your nuts will fall off?"
Mike: Can't say I have...
by Man Of Dink January 20, 2011
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