Definitions by Mambah

Max young

He was short in his early days but will grow to be a towering 6,2. Has a massive penis and will do your mrs. If you get on the wrong side off Max Young he will punch knocking you out. Give him your money and he will like you.

Girl: omg his cock was so big

Girl.2: Ik

Girl.3: you guys only just received his cock I’ve been receiving max young’s cock every week

Max young by Mambah November 22, 2021

Feb 17 

Today is the day of your friends birthday

You should give him £10-£30

Friend: its Feb 17th I should go over to *birthday boy*
Friend:hey happy birthday

Birthday boy:thanks

Friend: here’s £15

Feb 17 by Mambah November 22, 2021

Toby Gartland 

He is much of a bad boy and don’t even try to fight this guy he will whip his cock out and bum you

Guy 1:Hey did you see Toby he’s stupid

Guy 2:I’d be careful saying that

Toby Gartland: *whips cock out* starts bumming ‘Guy 1’

Toby Gartland by Mambah November 22, 2021