A deal in which one party capitulates completely to another party’s demands, but the second party insists on calling it a compromise.
Bro 1: Dude, why didn’t you come chill last night?
Bro 2: I had to spend all night at that stupid freshman party.
Bro 1: Why didn’t you leave early?
Bro 2: I wanted to leave and my girlfriend wanted to stay. So we boehnromised and stayed till three.