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A smoothie-like concoction, made of one whole pear, Malibu rum, fresh pineapple, and lots of vodka. It may also contain bananas, Cointreau, milk, apples and tequila. Birthday juice is best served at room temperature and the birthday juice maker must ride the pony while using the blender. Serve in Solo cup.
Kato could not wait to get that birthday juice. But the birthday juice maker would not quit riding the pony and stop the blender. When he finally did stop riding that pony, Kato took that birthday juice and said, "kthnx".
by Male Kyzer October 20, 2007
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To do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air lasso. Often in a circle, but can be stationary.
When Seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.

The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.
by Male Kyzer October 20, 2007
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