Definitions by Majestic Lion

uzi ass 

When you go to fart but the butt noises come out in a short burst, rapid fire chain - just like an uzi

That beans and meatloaf gave me so much gas, I was dealing with uzi ass all night

uzi ass by Majestic Lion September 12, 2025

jeppstein 

The type of energy an adult who engages in weird friendships with minors, puts out.

I can't invite David over anymore, he definitely gives off jeppstein vibes around my neighbours kids

jeppstein by Majestic Lion March 18, 2025

jepstein 

The type of energy an adult who engages in weird friendships with minors, puts out.

I can't invite David over anymore, he definitely gives off jepstein vibes around my neighbours kids

jepstein by Majestic Lion March 18, 2025

Piley Cyrus 

When you've needed to take a dump for days but can't, because you have a large wrecking ball stuck in your lower intestine, blocking your path to relief and leaving you full of anguish.

I can't seem to get a load out, I must have a bit of a Piley Cyrus.

Piley Cyrus by Majestic Lion June 11, 2018