Definitions by Maine Jeeper

Muffocate 

Transitive verb: When a female cuts off her sex partner's breathing while sitting on his or her face.

I almost got muffocated to death last night, but just before I lost consciousness I bit her pussy and she rolled off me. She thought I was just being a dick and kicked me in the face a couple times, though.

Muffocate by Maine Jeeper October 21, 2016

POW

Pussy On Welfare. Often found living in a "POW camp," i.e., low-income or Section 8 housing, trailer parks, etc.

My friend: "Hey, what's up with the diapers and Popeye's?"
Me: "I'm going to the POW camp and getting a blowjob."

POW by Maine Jeeper September 30, 2011