Magnus Beefstroke's definitions

catch grease

Where one person gets chastised, but others are also admonished simply by being in close proximity - similar to splattering grease.

Man, those servers are going to catch grease from the kitchen for Jessica’s mistake.

by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021

shave the cucumber

To take a solid dump.

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.

by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021