Definitions by Magnus Beefstroke

catch grease 

Where one person gets chastised, but others are also admonished simply by being in close proximity - similar to splattering grease.

Man, those servers are going to catch grease from the kitchen for Jessica’s mistake.

catch grease by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021

shave the cucumber 

To take a solid dump.

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.

shave the cucumber by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021