Léo

Léo is firstly the kindest person you can ever meet. He's a lovely guy with nice feet and big hands. He is easily recognizable 'cause he physically looks like God, with beautiful blue eyes and a tremendous penis. His muscles are bigger than your whole family. When you need help, he'll always be there for you, when he doesn't sleep. He likes playing bowling, even though the size of the balls he's used to play with doesn't match with the size of his own balls. His friends are also handsome, but not as much as him. When he is mad, he has that incarnate sweetness which allows him to insult who he wants, with class and kindness. If you disrespect a Léo, you are a failure. Everyone needs to meet a Léo at least once in his life ; it is one of the greatest experience a human can have.

person : omg I've never seen a tree so tall
other person : it's Léo's cock
person : such a beauty

random guy : I don't like Léo
other person : you are such a dickhead
random guy : wtf dude
other person : shut the fuck up

by Magikayme August 17, 2022