Definitions by Magic 8 Ball

Federal Way 

Bedroom community and soul-less suburb in Washington State. Located roughly halfway between Tacoma and Seattle. In 1987, University of Washington scientist Bernard Luchenbach theorized that Federal Way could be the location of the door to the underworld.

"Dude, where you from?"

"Federal Way"

"That sucks."

"Yeah"

Federal Way by Magic 8 Ball October 16, 2008