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Definitions by Madden 08 DS Fan Club

Madden 08 DS 

The better version of Madden 09 DS.

Fuck Madden 09 DS
Love of my life, apple of my eye, and sexiest man in all of Inazuma. He has a cock approximating 15 inches. So cute could turn a homophobe gay and start railing him in a minute.
Thoma is hot
Thoma by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021

Super Straight 

A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.
Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.