Mad Skeezy's definitions

Ted’s Spread

In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.

Oh great, here comes Ted’s spread...

by Mad Skeezy May 11, 2018

office beast

Office Beast is an over weight broad, usually working in customer service. Fat with red hair, she stomps around all day in her elephant suit and talks about banging randos.

Could you imagine the smell is you took Office Beast's pants off?

by Mad Skeezy July 11, 2014