Mad Dog's definitions

mermaid's flannel

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

oxy

Prescription drug which has a time release coating which is often scraped off and taken crushed down etc to gain full affect of drug. Sells on the street but cannot get firm price

Used by some instead of heroin,why?

Sounds less nasty maybe...

Hey Bro, you chasin...Nah man I'm not Jason, but Im looking for some oxy dude...

by mad dog March 5, 2005

greased pig on crack

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

by mad dog February 25, 2004

grinning like a wanking jap

over the moon,
ecstatic

by eck kes, you're manouvering has got me grinning like a wanking jap - kes

by mad dog February 26, 2004