Definitions by Mable Scartooney
brazilian bread bag
Defecating into a condom and then tying off the end in order to use as an impromptu dildo. A much more spontaneous alternative to the turdildo.
While we were camping Rochelle and Rachel got hot and heavy but didn't have any toys with them. Luckily Rochelle had to drop a deuce and was able to give Rachel a Brazilian Bread Bag.
brazilian bread bag by Mable Scartooney August 6, 2017
rolling betty
The act of forcing your partner to roll over into any bodily waste i.e., semen, blood, feces, or urine, that is left on the mattress after engaging in sexual intercourse.
"Why are you mad at me, Baby? "
"Because you gave me a Rolling Betty while i was wearing my new shirt!"
"Because you gave me a Rolling Betty while i was wearing my new shirt!"
rolling betty by Mable Scartooney November 24, 2016