MR.ZERO's definitions

Fat Fog

1) The scent emanating from a morbidly obese person who has chronically poor hygiene. 2) A foul odor that lasts more then 30 minutes after a morbidly obese person has defecated.

"You know how I can tell he can't reach to wipe his butt? The fat fog you smell when he walks by".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Balue

1) The tenacious scent that emanates from filthy testicles. 2)The residue left behind from filthy testicles. 3) Ball Glue.

"You know it's time to shower when you can smell the Balue through your jeans".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Butt Drama

A term for either explosive diarrhea or severe constipation.

"I"m sorry Sparkle Bear, but we can't have sex tonight. I'm still really, REALLY backed up you know where" said Bradley in a sheepish tone. "DON'T SPARKLE BEAR ME MRS. BI-POLAR HOLE! FOR WEEKS YOU COULDN'T STOP SHITING AND NOW THIS! THIS! YOUR BUTT DRAMA IS TEARING OUR LIFE APART!!!!" Winston screamed out as he ran from the bedroom into the cold New England night wearing nothing more then a tiara and "Charo" the chihuahua.

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011