Butt Drama

A term for either explosive diarrhea or severe constipation.

"I"m sorry Sparkle Bear, but we can't have sex tonight. I'm still really, REALLY backed up you know where" said Bradley in a sheepish tone. "DON'T SPARKLE BEAR ME MRS. BI-POLAR HOLE! FOR WEEKS YOU COULDN'T STOP SHITING AND NOW THIS! THIS! YOUR BUTT DRAMA IS TEARING OUR LIFE APART!!!!" Winston screamed out as he ran from the bedroom into the cold New England night wearing nothing more then a tiara and "Charo" the chihuahua.

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

Bubble Juggle

The act of finding a way to discreetly fart in public a place while keeping anyone from hearing or smelling it.

"After we ate that Thia food I had to BUBBLE JUGGLE 'til the end of our date. So glad she didn't notice".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Fat Fog

1) The scent emanating from a morbidly obese person who has chronically poor hygiene. 2) A foul odor that lasts more then 30 minutes after a morbidly obese person has defecated.

"You know how I can tell he can't reach to wipe his butt? The fat fog you smell when he walks by".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011