MIKE's definitions

DFU

DFU - Acronym for Dangerously Fucking Ugly

Man, that chick was DFU!

by Mike May 8, 2005

one hun'ned

A salutation;farewell

Talk to y'all later, one hun'ned

by Mike July 20, 2003

picante

same as bahaji but different name

kinger: whats a picante
Nick; ask pendleberry

by mike April 23, 2004

Fat Rob

the name of a very fat, felching homosexual guy named rob
(also see huggie bear)

Fat Rob felched the homeless guy down the street

by Mike December 24, 2004

funa

goint to

im funa eat brakfast.

by Mike May 1, 2003

ball

1)A round or roundish body or mass
2)A sperical or ovoid body used in a game or sport

1)Look at him, he's as round as a ball!
2)I like to play Foot Ball

by Mike July 4, 2003

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 23, 2004