1 definition by MC Wammer
The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.
"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"
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"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."
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"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."
by MC Wammer June 3, 2013