fat fuck

a person who is horizontally challenged or over weight.

"yo get up off o dat chair you fat fuck"
"leave my food alone you've had enough you fat fuck"

by MC SHITHEAD May 26, 2005

parfitt

what people now say when they've done somethin stupid. such as releasing toxic gas in to a room where people work, endangering there lives and later needing two fire engines to stop the gas.

"look at him what a parfitt!"
"dont go and do a parfitt you ass"

by MC SHITHEAD May 27, 2005