Hektor

1)A 13 year old who masturbates 10 times a day and posts 100 times in csflicks movie comments about hack movies.
2)Someone who has no knowledge or common sense, and is not willing to gain knowledge or common sense
"Hektor: OmG h3 IS H@cKInG yoo FUcKinG NOOBS!"
by mark December 03, 2004
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liverpool

A city with a great nightlife, helped greatly by the fact that the (usually aesthetically pleasing) women enjoying which tend to demonstrate a relatively high level of assertiveness, when it comes to initiating kisses and flirtatious actions. Definitely one of the easiest places in which to pull.

Just a shame about the aggressive, mentally-deficient Scallies who inhabit the place.
Fit Scouse bird: "Would you like my tongue down your throat, like?"

Bloke (*overcome with surprise*): "Errrrr"

Fit Scouse bird: "Well tough shit; you're getting it!"
by Mark May 06, 2004
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liberal

A person who politically falls on the left side of the spectrum. Prefers to have government as involved in everyday life as possible. basically wiping your ass. does not preserve freedoms. see gun controll and rights of unborn children. and is overly critical of anyone who does not see eye to eye. See weeny, hippie, or liberal hippie freak
by Mark May 06, 2005
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turbulence

A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.
I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.
by Mark December 14, 2004
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henweigh

a play on words joke, used when driving near a farm. may variations exist
look a henweigh.....

What's a hen weigh?

.... about 5 pounds
by Mark November 29, 2004
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pwnd

4 wr0d n00bs u53 wh3n th3y ch4t 0n the 1nt3rn3t. 5p3ll3d pwnd 0r pwned. Fr0m t3h l00z3r5 th3t br0t j00 wr0d5 5uch 4s 00ber, n00b, r0xx0rs, 4nd 1337.
1 n3v3r u53 h4ck3rsp33k, th3r3f0r3 1 n3v3r u53 pwn.
by Mark November 18, 2003
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Junk

Ted put his junk on Gary's forhead and took a picture for Wayne.
by Mark April 11, 2003
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