Adversguise

Ploy used by people making out they have a creative process happening in their grey matter, when there is actually a cold whistling wind, blowing through the cavity between the ears, by ADVERTISING on a creative website, with uninteresting crubbish

"...where you can come to our website if you are stupid, Bla Bla Bla"
Blablabla.com

by Maikeru May 13, 2005

Michael

Michael is the name of many people that are awesome. People with the name Michael are very intelligent, they can solve questions faster than others. A person with the name Michael is very popular and has many friends, he makes makes friends wherever he meets because he is very funny, nice, cool, and caring. All people with the name Michael are really hot and cute, the second girls see a person named Michael for the first time they instantly want to be his girlfriend. When you meet a person named Michael for the very first time and you do not know his name yet, the first thing he says will instantly make you want to be his friend. People named Michael are very nice to everyone. When they see someone in need they always come to ask what's wrong. When they see a person in need of food, money, or a home, he goes to them and gives them all he has in his pockets. a Michael will always listen to what you have to say, he will never be rude and puts his friends and family before him. A person named Michael will always defend you no matter what. Michael is never a boring person and always like to have fun and laugh. When you see Michael he will always be smiling. A Michael is extremely strong but doesn't fight without a reason. All people named Michael are gentlemen and will always think about what you need. Overall Michael is the coolest, most amazing, funny, hot, cute, dependable, and the bravest person there is.

Person1:Wow look at that guy!
Person2:Oh that's Michael.

Girl 1:Do you think Michael is hot?
Girl 2:Of course! I don't know why he doesn't have a girlfriend though.
Michael:Because I know my friends like those girls.

Person 1:Aw man I don't have any seats.
Michael:Here take mine.

Michael:Hey Michael you're cool.
Michael:You too Michael.

by MAIKERU November 25, 2013