Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.
"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"
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camelon

Our crispy skinned eldritch camel lord, slayer of crabulous and emissary of the void. May his words guide us through the grasps of the false prophet's claws.
There are no examples. We may only speak of him in the lowest whispers and most hush of tones. All hail Camelon.
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