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A young professional who lives in the Leith area of Edinburgh.
They will venerate the grittiness and authenticity of the area whilst eating a Guatamalan bean burger washed down with £5 pints of Swedish organic cider in a bar called something cute like the Purple Tulip.
They may also take a vague interest in their local football team Hibernian so as to look like genuine Leithers.
They will venerate the grittiness and authenticity of the area whilst eating a Guatamalan bean burger washed down with £5 pints of Swedish organic cider in a bar called something cute like the Purple Tulip.
They may also take a vague interest in their local football team Hibernian so as to look like genuine Leithers.
I was asked to leave the Alpine Ale Barn for falling asleep last night . Fuck them, it's just all these Hibsters that drink in there. A fiver a fucking pint anyway!
by M.J. Baroque June 12, 2018
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