M.A.'s definitions

M.A.

Stands for "Mormon Alert." Is said to a friend (not Mormon) when a blond/red headed family of 6 or more,wearing hand-me-downs, big smiles, fanny packs, etc. is spotted and is so obviously Mormon.

"M.A.!" wispered Al.
"Damn, lets ditch this place; it suddenly got lame." responded Linds.

by M.A. June 9, 2004

morwoman

1.A person who is dating a Mormon, but isn't Mormon herself. 2.A Mormon (male) who is "more woman" than man.

The morwoman is dating a morwoman.

by M.A. June 9, 2004