Definitions by M. Mushu

DELAGATE 

To request service from a third party because you're a lazy mother fucker AKA management.

Manager says to subordinate: "I shall delagate this task to you because I feel you can execute it well."

DELAGATE by M. Mushu May 1, 2003

jizzmaster 

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.

DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!

jizzmaster by M. Mushu May 1, 2003