M. M. Cooper's definitions

Santa Barbarian

A dyed-in-the-wool resident of the coastal city of Santa Barbara in Southern California.

The Santa Barbarians are a peculiar lot: they like the environment but don't get between them and their SUV's and pick-ups.

by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

Norwegian Nipple Stew

One or more favorably endowed Norwegian beauties.

"What are we having for dinner tonight?" "I know what I'm having: Norwegian Nipple Stew."

by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

gaggle of jellyfish

A grouping of available sex-seeking females. Gaggle means grouping, jellyfish refers to a certain part of the female anatomy that is soft, squishy, sometimes hairy, sometimes stinging.

Impossible not to get laid tonight; there's a gaggle of jellyfish at the bar.

by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007