2 definitions by Luvern Smalls

Mung Funions

(N.)When a woman, particularly a fat or preggo woman, shits a ring of diarrhea that contains blood.

My fat ebony hoe made Mung Funions all over the floor and they smell like bloody onions

by Luvern Smalls March 1, 2007

Mung Garlic

(N.)When a fat hoe, particularly a preggo, farts a dribbly string of bubbles that contains blood

honey, get off the the floor before the dog starts licking your mung garlic

by Luvern Smalls March 1, 2007