Definitions by Luvern Smalls

Mung Funions 

(N.)When a woman, particularly a fat or preggo woman, shits a ring of diarrhea that contains blood.

My fat ebony hoe made Mung Funions all over the floor and they smell like bloody onions

Mung Funions by Luvern Smalls July 20, 2008

Mung Garlic 

(N.)When a fat hoe, particularly a preggo, farts a dribbly string of bubbles that contains blood

honey, get off the the floor before the dog starts licking your mung garlic

Mung Garlic by Luvern Smalls July 20, 2008