Definitions by LustyVanessa posted for Orien

Guimosexual 

A Guido that is too self maintain (ie. waxed eyebrows that are a little too thin, overly tan, J-Lo type sunglasses etc.) that confuses for a homosexual

Guimosexuals include but are not limited to: The cast of MTV's 'Jersey Shore,' Club Fist Pumpers

Guimosexual by LustyVanessa posted for Orien April 9, 2010