Definitions by Lump Loaf

touch butt 

The act of adult horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by Nate Diaz during a UFC press conference.

You were playing touch butt with that dork in the park!

touch butt by Lump Loaf August 9, 2016