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Lukus McTaggert's definitions

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008
mugGet the splinters up your arsemug.

Destand

The opposite of "Understand".

Used when you do not understand something.
I'm so confused. I destand this quantum physics topic.
by Lukus McTaggert April 8, 2009
mugGet the Destandmug.

take offence

1. The act of taking offence, or being offended.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.
Lisa: Your a negative nancy!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!
by Lukus McTaggert December 9, 2008
mugGet the take offencemug.

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