land zeppelin

A morbidly obese individual. Often seen riding around in motorized carts in Wal-Mart or Grocery Outlet.

The more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.
The Land Zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.
by Luke and Shawn July 20, 2008
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