Golfabout

A weekly right of passage, where men justify spending countless hours and seemingly limitless cash chasing around a little white ball on very green pastures. Not to be confused with the female Poolside Loungeabout.
by Lucy Lou Who September 15, 2009
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Poolside Loungeabout

Poolside Loungeabout--an occasional ritual where wives & mothers get a well earned, uninterrupted respite from the endless responsibilities of everyday life, and lay by the pool for hours, sipping on frozen drinks, reading trashy magazines, talkin' food & fashion.
A proper Vegas poolside loungeabout requires at least 2 girlfriends, 30spf sunscreen or stronger, 3 towels, a hat, magazines, $200 cash for food & drinks, and a sexy swimsuit with sparkles. At $300 for 4 hours, cabana and cabana boy, while priceless, are not required to have a good time.
by Lucy Lou Who September 14, 2009
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