Definitions by Lucky Is Sucky

Stalagmite

A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.

John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.

Stalagmite by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011

Sticky Shoe 

The act of ejaculating in one's shoe.

Sam cringed as his foot squished into his newly sticky shoe.

Sticky Shoe by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011