Stalagmite

A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.
John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.
by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011
mugGet the Stalagmitemug.

Sticky Shoe

The act of ejaculating in one's shoe.
Sam cringed as his foot squished into his newly sticky shoe.
by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011
mugGet the Sticky Shoemug.