Definitions by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III

gooche

Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.

1. "Argh! My Gooche Hurts"
2. "I'm Gonna Gooche The Shit Outa You!"

gooche by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 18, 2006

stupid ugly bastard faced fascist 

A term used to insult someone when a simple one word insult such as bastard or twat will not suffice. The combination of words gives the user the ultimate verbal tool against any foe which rolls off the tongue and is enjoyable to utter at someone who has wronged you.

What did you do that for? You stupid ugly bastard faced fascist!

stupid ugly bastard faced fascist by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 17, 2006

Fancy A Spoon 

A question asked to someone who the user wishes to make a fool of, or 'burn'. It can be flawed, as it relies heavily upon the person asked, answering 'why?' as seen in the example given below.

1st Person: Fancy A Spoon?
2nd Person: Why?
1st Person: So You Can Eat My Ass!

Fancy A Spoon by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 17, 2006