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Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.
by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021
Get the Allah Monkey mug.The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.
Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021
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