Lt. Gyako's definitions

Allah Monkey

Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.

George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

Alaskan Landpipe

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.

Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021