Lt Duck's definitions

frankfest

A festival in celebration of our dear leader, Frank. Children line the streets waving flags made from their clothes as he passes by, drunken maidens and eager young men throw themselves at his feet in the cocktail bars and most expensive pubs of Kensington and Hammersmith, and the internet goes crazy on the hashtag #Frankfest2012

'Frankfest was the best night of my life, I feel sexually and spiritually awakened' said Jonny to Charlottle.

Everyone solemnly agreed.

by Lt Duck November 27, 2012