Lover of Cavemen's definitions

Temporal Penis

A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.

Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

Caveman Dick

A dick that's built like a caveman. Very muscular and bulky.

Hey bro I heard you finally got some of that caveman dick.

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

D======8

Reversed penis tip.

Dude that guy has a reversed penis tip!!! He cums into himself!!!!
D======8

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022