Louie the Slugger's definitions

ETF

Extremely and thoroughly fucked.

1. The fortunate condition of being well and truly fucked.

2. The unfortunate condition of being poorly fucked, in the ass, while blindfolded, by someone whose identity is uncertain.

Alternate usage: extremely and thoroughly fucked over, "screwed over"

I can't believe how badly they treated me! I feel so ETF.

by Louie the Slugger February 10, 2009