by Lothar January 14, 2018
While on a long road-trip you squeeze your butt cheeks together to keep the turds in while you let small farts pass through without crapping yourself. The fart is as pungent as possible and may kill someone. You'll certainly get burned.
by Lothar December 14, 2017
When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
by Lothar January 14, 2018