Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.
My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.
by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003
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