Definitions by Lost MYWIVE

Moosecock 

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.

My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.

Moosecock by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003