LosPollos the Gnome's definitions
The removal of a person's face (living or non-living) and wearing it around for fashion or sexual pleasure. (Cousin definition to Munting)
I would love to turf Amy, she is super hot. I have never turfed before, but would love to try it sometime! Would you like to go turfing with me, or are you more into munting?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
Get the Turfingmug. The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)
If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
Get the Garden Gnomingmug.