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Monkey Skillz

The art of using objects you normally wouldn't use to complete a task. Monkey Skillz are usually implicated when one is too lazy to get the correct tools for the task, and have learned to become resourceful like the monkeys who learned to dig in holes with sticks to get their dinner quicker.
Dan needed to slice his pizza, but his pizza slicer was dirty, and since he was being pretty lazy, instead of washing the slicer he used his Monkey Skillz and cut the pizza with scissors.
by Lorenzo Jamarcus Washington November 28, 2006
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Flatinum

Fake Platinum, a type of costume jewelry that will turn your skin green.
"Dude, that flatinum chain is turning yo' neck green"
also, "Yo, them grillz T-Bone gotst are skrait up FLATINUM"
mugGet the Flatinummug.

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