2 definitions by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer

Bono

The most fantastic man alive, and lead singer in the mind-blowingly beautiful band U2. A musical genius and a humanitarian. He has numerous groupies, including God. He is also my soulmate.

"Bono sure is the best man alive."
"He's okay, but he's no Bono."

by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer March 12, 2006

Paul David Hewson

Paul David Hewson goes by Bono, and is the lead singer in U2. A positively perfect man in all of his imperfection, he is an excellent man and singer.

"I knew Paul David Hewson when I was growing up, but I bet he doesn't remember me."

by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer March 12, 2006