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Illegal Immigrants

A group of degenerate terrorists that cross the border illegally into America during the FJB Administration regime.
Noun: My neighbor harbor a bunch of Illegal Immigrants.

ESSA 1: Homie let go to NYC. We get free housing, Healthcare, & $1,500 on our prepaid monthly Visacard.

ESSA 2: Yea Homie! We can commit crimes and Uncle Joe would not deport us.

ESSA 3: I've done 3 felony, working on my 4th one.
by Lordkickass June 30, 2024
mugGet the Illegal Immigrantsmug.

Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 29, 2024
mugGet the Shit Diggermug.

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