Definitions by Lord toadperson

Do a number 9 

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself”

Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”

Do a number 9 by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021

False flexing 

When somebody flexes with items that they stole from somebody else

"Hey! Did you see Sidh's new AirPods??"
"No, he's just false flexing-he stole that from coach"

False flexing by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019

Kitty skin boogie 

When you lightly touch your cat's fur or tickle it in any way, which causes your cat's back skin to wiggle

"Hey lemme show you my cart doing a kitty skin boogie"
*lightly touches her cat's fur*
*cat does a kitty skin boogie*

Kitty skin boogie by Lord toadperson January 24, 2019