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Definitions by Lord of the clackers

Potato Dealer

I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!

Bootanising 

Scrutinising a female booty, to excessive degrees, for the purpose of evaluating whether you would have sex with her.
I've been bootanising that waitress for the last half hour. Let me tell you, I would crawl over hot coals and broken glass to hear her shit pipe fart through a walkie talkie. Her ass is that fine!