3 definitions by Lord of the Dance

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Basically an f-word replacement to avoid offense, can be used in all of the same ways as the f-word.

"Twaq, I left my key in my other pants!"

"You are twaqing stupid man, anyone knows that she's hot."

"Mother-twaqer"

"What the twaq?"

and so on...
by Lord of the Dance January 16, 2006
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A girl who is not hot in any way but still tries to dance like a whore at clubs; a wannabe slut; also very clingy girl, with same characteristics

Derived from the aspect that real sluts are "loose", while a leesey is not loose, but wants to be, so she is "leese".
Guy: Dude, where have you been?
Wingman: You SO owe me man, I got stuck with another leesey!

or

Guy: *panting* Man, we gotta go!
Other Guy: What is it?
Guy: *looks over shoulder* That leesey just tried to kiss me!
Other Guy: *panicked* Oh (expletive), duck down and follow me!
by Lord of the Dance January 16, 2006
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The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.
"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"
by Lord of the DANCE July 03, 2014
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