Definitions by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll

kermit 

Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.

"Since he got made redundant he went all kermit on us."

kermit by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

Walking Lobotomy 

Someone devoid of any grasp on reality. Brainless buffoon.

"Why is that man talking at me and making no sense whatsoever?" "It's OK he's a walking lobotomy".

Walking Lobotomy by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006