Teatime Ballbag

A man in their mid fifites who had lost a "man boob" through an accient, usually will have a beard and an extremely bad temper.

Marc: Woz! Look, Gilly's only got one Tit, the mardy beardy twat!"

Woz: "Gilly?!"

Gilly: "What?!"

Woz: Yelling "You... Teatime Ballbag!"

by Lord Muttonchop October 18, 2008

Grizzleneck

Someone (usually a friend) who had just displayed a distinct lack of intelligence.

Tim: "I don't know where all those numbers (On the phone bill) came from, I know I was the only one ion the house at the time, but I didn't ring anyone"

Woz: "Have you been ringing sex lines in the day... you Grizzleneck!

by Lord Muttonchop October 18, 2008